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KEEPY
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Incident Report #2026
The Story

Boston. FIFA World Cup 2026 Fan Fest. A police officer arrives on duty — badge, uniform, radio on hip, the whole thing.

Then he steps onto the pitch. And starts doing keepy-uppies.

Not two or three nervous taps. Proper keepy-uppies. Smooth, controlled, professional. The kind that makes actual footballers nod. The kind that makes a crowd of kilt-wearing Scottish fans — already buzzing on pre-match energy — absolutely lose their minds.

Fox News ran it. The Boston Globe ran it. The internet clipped it, looped it, loved it. And somewhere in that loop, $KEEPY became inevitable.

Filed Evidence
As Reported
🦊 Fox News
"Boston cop goes viral with keepy-uppies display that had kilt-wearing Scottish fans losing their minds"
📰 The Boston Globe
"Boston police officer goes viral for showing off soccer skills at FIFA Fan Fest"
Booking Procedure
How to Buy
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Fund with SOL — from any exchange. Keep a little extra for gas fees, officer's orders.
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Execute the trade and keep it up. Just like the officer. ⚽🚔
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